Symbioid's 2012 bid for the United States Presidency

It is here that I shall present my 2 platforms and other such thoughts

I plan on having a dual platform system. One is a real platform with my ideal stances on a topic, and the other is the shadow platform which serves more as an outlet for cynical political posturing and rabble-rousing.

Slogans:
"Symbioid 2012: Together, we can make history... history."
"You call that socialism? I'll show you socialism!"

Choose Your poison:
Serious Platform?
Only Half-Joking Platform